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Jesus may have gotten booty, put a ring on it
In keepin’ with today’s Talk Like A Pirate celebration, ye might be thinkin’ that Jesus isn’t what you call “piratical.” But, he drank, hanged out on fishing boats and healed cripples, albeit it not...
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Huh. Who would’ve guess it could actually happen.
We’re as puzzled as SLJ is. Never once did we actually think things like this actually happen in real life.
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Mohamed Zeki Mahjoub is an Egyptian who received political asylum in Canada, and then was imprisoned as a terror suspect for his close ties to Osama bin Laden’s business and other unsavory folks. After...
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They’re after our royalty!
Looking to get away from all the swine flu stories and gross overreaction by foreign governments — (Killing all your pigs? Really, Egypt? And you, Hong Kong, boarding up a hotel so the guests can’t get...
View ArticleThat oughta show ’em
If you’re a guy, you probably don’t want to read this. Love can make you do some crazy things, it can make you lose track of logic, and in some cases, it can also make you a little impulsive. A...
View ArticleAim for their weakspot!
Sharks. They’re not nice at all. In 1975, they prevented us from going out into the ocean for more than anyone would like thanks to a fairly accurate documentary. They’re consistently the go-to subject...
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Oh, the emails we’re going to get
Don’t get us wrong: American racists are some of the finest racists in the world. Sure, Mel Gibson carries most of the team like Michael Vick in the Iditarod, but a ring is a ring, right? So, know...
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Between the Rock and a hard drink
UCLA archaeologists uncovered the world’s oldest winery, stretching humanity’s history with crunk juice all the way back to 4000 BC now. The ancient Armenian wine was believed to be used for funerals,...
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Take it from Snee: Wherein I solve the world’s problems
Doo-doo is not a word I normally use in this column, but you know what? I just can’t argue with world affairs experts. The world is mired in deep, throbbing doo-doo. (Doo-doo is sex, right? That’s what...
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Take it from Snee: Pros and cons of surviving 2011
Whenever I approach a new year, I like to take stock of what I survived. I like to think of myself less as a time traveler stuck in forward linear motion at an uninterruptible rate and more of a time...
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